Ahhhhh the joy to sit down, relax, put a film or play a gam. Everyone know that little pleasure, alone or with someone. IT feels good to relax in the sofa or the bed, maybe some crackers next to you, a blanket in winter or a cold soda in summer, and watch a film, relax. Feels good. But then, what type of film to watch?
Today i thought i should try to watch that film, Thor. I love mythology so i should give it a try…. And to be honest, i have less and less faith in humanity (if that is possible) and in people’s creativity. Alright the special effect are amazing, and everything (must have been funnnnn to create all that on 3D max) but the story…. basic like hell. god, too proud, banished on earth (not like he would be in medieval time, nahhh, nowadays with FBI and so on) for being stupid, fall for a mortal woman (but of course! Like americans would make him fall for a guy! come on!) and after falling for her, try to protect her,become worthy, back to his land to defeat the bad guy and get the crown. Pretty much.
Now the basics: A man, a god, and he is proud and his pride is where? In his weapon and fights… Don’t tell me it doesn’t remind you of people -,-0 and men in generals, basic shit that you wonder why for once, they wouldn’t make a guy smart and who would not be obsessed with fighting or showing he is the best. Geez!
Mister is not someone you could see in the street but a guy like out from photoshop, with bisceps, tabs, a body like you would only see if it was made by surgery…. WHAT A SURPRISEEEEEEE, of course gotta please the teens! For god’s sake! Soon those firlms will become harems (which they already are with some but it’s another thing) and porns. I seriously wonder why making a filmif it’s just to show off some people’s amazing work with a scalpel, photoshop and 3D max. But anyway let’s continue.
He does something stupid, banished on earth, and fall for a woman. There i say, what a surprise again! Americans are so damn close minded, why would they make him fall for a man, or for the beauty of the planet, or even for a child he could consider like a daughter, i don’t know, anything than to fullfill his pride of being a man loved, and his dick -,- in a woman. But anyway. let’s continue!
Added to the bad guys being the other race, the main one is the brother (which is also the consultant): After jafar the vizir, we have the brother! And because they are another race, of course they are the ennemy! You are not like us, you are the ennemy (So far i seem to describe avatar as well right?)
And the good ending, he find his throne back and smile knowing the woman he left is still searching for him. And just so the producer can make another fim, he put another bad guy in the end, just to renew the story. Come on…….
And for games, mostly all the same. You don’t believe me? Ok what game are the most popular and which do they advertise:
1: Racing and car games : Ah the good old shit, car games, amazing cars people will never have, racing like mad, crazy speed, defying cops, and then they wonder why people try that in real eh?
2: FPS: Call of duty, counter stike and so on. shoot everything, don’t need brains, just good cheats and you can kill everyone with everything… and they complain teens are more and more stupid and violent eh?
3: Soccer game: Of course, soccer, like if they don’t see it enough, but surprisingly, another game for guys ^^, men running after a ball like dogs….
4: Adventure game conquistador style where you gotta kill stuff and bring relics or be the master around and so on. Mostly you have a very handsome char or a pretty nice girl who is obviously just pixels! Wooohoooo (yes i talk about games like tomb raider, GTA, saints row and so on)
Seriously….. People are really annoying. If you want to find something different now, hard to find, gotta search real deep. People and this world disgust me.